Humor from Kids

Some things kids have said about the Bible:

• The fifth commandment is to humor thy father and mother.
• The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
• Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
• Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
• The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
• David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
• He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
• Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
• Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.
• Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
• The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
• The epistles were the wives of the apostles.